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Yesterday (Saturday) was pretty fun. I went to Krystina's (KillerChaos237) house, and we decided to walk to Tyler's (emo-control) house.
Well walking there sucked because earlier in the day I nearly dislocated my hip while talking on the phone with Tyler. So every step was like, "UGH."
Then when we got there Tyler came out of the house and was laughing, (probably becuase the wind had made my hair look like a toupee) and we all decided to sit in his front yard.
Because it was his sister's birthday, his mom and lil sis kept coming out of the house and giving us things. (Like birthday cake, birthday bags, a vase of flowers (hahah I still don't get that), candy, and dysfunctional pizza.)
So the three of us, (sometimes accompanied by Tyler's little sister) just sat on his front lawn for about 2 1/2 hours.
Tyler decided to cover my cell phone in My Little Pony stickers and tried to set me and Krystina on fire.
Then Krystina put pink frosting from her cake onto Tyler's face, and he randomly decided to put it on my pants. (.....)
It was just sitting there, a huge chunk of bright pink frosting on the knee of my black pants, and I was like "WTF TYLER!?".
So he decided to lick it off.
Yes.
I was confused too.

So, me and Krystina opened our birthday bags and found these little marshmellow candy things (that Tyler said were bunnies, but I kept insisting they looked like fetuses) and decided to eat them. They were discusting, so me and Kryssi spit ours out.
Well Tyler then decided he wanted a bite of my cake. At first I was like "whatever" because I thought he would get his own fork. But being Tyler, he of course took a huge bite of cake and left saliva all over my fork. I was like "Dude Tyler I can't eat that, I have a germ phobia." (Which, unfortunately, is true.)
But, despite my phone being covered in My Little Pony stickers and my pants stained with spit and frosting, it was a blast.

Gahhh I hope he doesn't try to reinact his little licking stunt at school on Monday.
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